empress-of-life:

"firefighters" group photo in case you wanted to use it as a background or somethign
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officialunitedstates:

spacetobreathe-13:

officialunitedstates:

Midwesterners:  Nice and thoughtful, will knit sweaters

New Jersians:  Want to tan

Oregonians:  Only care about the oregon trail

We don’t only care about the Oregon trail…….

yes you do thats why youre still talking about it

barebackinq:

Friend: Ill be there in 5 minutes are you ready?

Me:

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zevri:

what’s cooler than being cool?

using your turn signal

caskett-copop83:

This is like the cutest thing ever. It’s from the gif-set I reblogged.

Taking its first steps, and after successfully doing so, the chick goes “Yay!”

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It’s so freaking cute.

souljapayne:

that selfie looked better on my phone: the novel

ryanvallejo:

"your taste in music kinda sucks"

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fuck-benedict-cumberbatch:

so I was hiding a packet of chocolate from my mother under my shirt because im not allowed chocolate and it shifted and she was like “what’s that” and I, ever the genius of excuses, replied “there’s an alien inside of me”

and from the other room my father, who heard nothing but that line, just yelled “what the FUCK

and that’s the story of when my father thought i was having sex with an alien

truehustla:

Imagine being given a list of all the people who made you into the person you are today. And next to their name you could see the exact personality trait you got because of them.

wreckedteens:

I wanna do something productive but I don’t wanna leave my bed a classic novel written by me

poryqon:

do you ever get stressed about all the things you have to do and instead of doing the things you gotta do you kinda shut down and do nothing


this is how youre supposed to make koolaid
white people be puttin like 3 spoonfuls in
shit taste like water with batteries in it
if you cant taste the diabetes, you aint doin it right
dynastylnoire:

simply-divine-creation:

Amelia Plumb

THE CUTE!!!!!!!
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