but it doesn’t end here. His plan involves far more than a few decades. (via worshipgifs)
God has a purpose for your life on earth
straight males in yogurt shop tolerance level: 0
The worst is when I give a little boy a pink spoon (or he even ASKS for a pink spoon!) and his mom and dad glare at me as if I’m Satan himself trying to corrupt their kid with a fucking colored disposable spoon.
when your bestfriend replaces u
a japanese teenager sits his parents down
"mom dad, im gay"
"but son how do you know? are you in love?"
the son shakes his head as a tear rolls down his face. he lifts his hands from his lap. they are bigger than his face. his mother begins to weep
he has yaoi hands.
occupation: inappropriate friend who makes sexual jokes despite being a fucking virgin
white boy: let’s play 21 questions ;)
white boy: you go first
me: why did you kill Martin Luther King jr. ?